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Top 10 Weirdest Items You Can Buy On Amazon

September 11, 2018 By Theresa Carrion Leave a Comment

So you’re shopping for someone who has almost all of everything and you’re running short of creative ideas. Well… here are ten absolutely unusual products that you can buy at Amazon. At your own risk, of course!

Weirdest Items You Can Buy On Amazon

1. Wolf Urine

Absolutely pure, without-a-shadow-of-doubt 100% pure wolf pee. You should use this pee to deter unwanted creatures from your home. Its effectiveness has been highly vouched for by one Amazon reviewer who has this to say:

My Uncle Jared had been under the weather since his wife passed away. He was also in a lot of debt and doing drugs. So one day he bought this Wolf Lure, apparently covered his body in it, and went into the forest. We held his funeral last Thursday, but there was nobody to place in a casket so we just remembered him the way he was, and placed flowers by the forest where his mauled clothing and remnants of teeth and flesh lay in eternal slumber. The local news ran a report of him, and we all wish him well with his wife.

Oh, and please do note: This item cannot be shipped to California due to the state regulations on the import of animal pee!

2. Stop Eating Poop!

Here’s an excerpt from the product review:

“Stop Eating Poop contains Glutamic Acid to deter dogs from eating their own stool. Yucca helps control stool and urine odor. Peppermint and parsley help to eliminate bad breath.”

Peppermint and Parsley – absolutely essential for the dog that enjoys an occasional meal of poo! This product naturally isn’t for human consumption!

3. Gay Attraction Body Mist

Here is what the product review says about this unusual item: ‘Man to man was created after years of study to naturally help Gays to attract Gays.’

It’s a whole lot weird at so many levels – let’s just say that we thought that the tighty-whiteys and cosmos were already doing that!

Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Man-Gay-Attraction-Body-Mist/dp/B0007W2GJO?ie=UTF8&qid=1201609961&sr=8-2

4. Dr. John’s Famous Pee Pee

So you’re going to take a drug test at work and you’re almost certain you are going to fail. So here’s the famous Dr. John presenting itself for your rescue.

Here’s what Dr. John’s Famous Pee Pee does for you: this synthetic pee tests within normal ranges in standard urine tests. However, you should avoid workplace discrimination by toting around a bottle of Dr. John’s Pee on your person at all times!

Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Johns-Famous-Pee/dp/B000H2217Q?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1201615218&sr=8-2

5. Tank

You can own your own battle tank! And just for $19,995! This tank can carry a crew of up to five internally and one externally. It includes head/tail lights and a 400-watt premium PA system!

If you aren’t really sure whether this tank’s the one for you, you can check out this excerpt from one of the reviews on Amazon:

I’ll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I’ve purchased overpriced, so-called “battle tanks”, then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made mortar. But not this baby, no way.

Sounds like a good deal?

Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/

6. Liquid Ass Fart Spray

Frankly only someone who has an extremely weird quotient is going to go without feeling a tad speechless at this one!
Here’s an excerpt from their product description:

“Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”

Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Fart-Spray/dp/B000OCEWGW/

7. UFO Detector

There have been many UFO sightings reported with magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances over the years. This peculiar UFO detector is designed to sense these disturbances and signal their presence by flashing an LED beeping!

Clearly with this unusual device in tow you can count on being the first to arrive on scenes of alien landings and crashes!

Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-UFO-02-Detector/dp/B000FVUKKO/

8. Roswell Soil Sample

Oh yea. For all those of you out there who haven’t had much luck with your UFO Detectors – you can still experience part of the UFO/Alien phenomenon by buying soil from Roswell – the crash site of an alien spacecraft some years ago!

Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-RS-01-Roswell/dp/B000U5R4CM/

9. Deer’s Butt

This is…. Really, a genuine whitetail deer backside; perfect, we suppose for the lovers of taxidermy or bottoms!
You can use this in combo with item number 6 on this list for many prolonged evenings full of weirdo-entertainment. 😉

Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/BRAND-NOT-SPECIFIED-Deer-Rear/dp/B0006M4WR4/

10. Uranium

Yes – Yes – Yes. It IS true. You can actually buy a can of real uranium! Here’s what the sample’s for according to Amazon: “educational and scientific use only”

So clearly, if you have any other plans in mind, don’t buy this item!

Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1201609961&sr=8-2

There you have it folks, the 10 weirdest items you can buy on Amazon. Which item will you be adding to your shopping cart?

The 10 Greatest ‘Family Guy’ Cutaway Gags

June 27, 2012 By Vernon Gadson Leave a Comment

“Family Guy” fans are sure to be flocking to movie theatres all over the country this weekend thanks to the release of “Ted,” the directorial debut of Seth MacFarlane, the show’s creator and primary voice actor. To celebrate its release, ThisBlogRules is taking a look back at the greatest cutaway gags from “Family Guy”’s illustrious 13-year history, and there’s certainly no shortage of clips to pick from: each 22-minute episode contains on average seven or eight cutaway gags, the vast majority of which have absolutely nothing to do with any given episode’s plot.

Note: I think you’ll be relieved to know that Mr. Conway Twitty is not featured below. God, he’s even more annoying than that time… [Read more…]

The Top 10 Alien Characters of the Big Screen

May 25, 2012 By Vernon Gadson Leave a Comment

Today marks the release of “Men in Black III,” the sci-fi action comedy sequel that sees Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones returning as alien-hunting Agents J and K for the second time. Also, in two weeks, we will be treated with Ridley Scott’s “Prometheus,” the highly anticipated prequel to his 1979 sci-fi horror masterpiece “Alien.” To celebrate, I’m taking a look at the ten greatest alien characters ever to feature on the big-screen, be they vicious monsters, quirky visitors or conquering invaders. Whatever they may be and whatever their intentions, they’ve all got one thing in common: they’re outta this world. [Read more…]

The Top 10 Superhero Movies

April 30, 2012 By Vernon Gadson Leave a Comment

In case you didn’t know (and how could you not?), superhero epic “Marvel’s The Avengers” sees its long-awaited theatrical release in American theatres this coming Friday, even though its UK release was last Thursday, when I went and saw it (if you will allow me to gloat and grin and dance merrily down the street for a moment or two). To celebrate, I thought I’d take a look at the ten finest examples to come out of the cinematic superhero genre, which I have listed below along with justifications for each entry. Some of the films are based on comics, some of them are original; some of them are straight-faced, some of them are comedies; some of them are bloody, one of them was made by Pixar. And hey, one of them might even have a certain Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Hulk in them (nudge, nudge). [Read more…]

The Top 10 PG/PG-13 Horror Movies

April 20, 2012 By Vernon Gadson 1 Comment

There’s been an earth-shattering debate (read: crybaby whining) going on at the IMDb board for Ridley Scott’s upcoming sci-fi horror feature “Prometheus.” Apparently, the film is under threat of being slapped with a PG-13 rating, which, as many horrified posters have anxiously pointed out, is “OMG, the same rating as Twilight, so gay.” This, in spite of the fact that the film serves as something of a prequel to the “Alien” franchise, each entry of which has been granted with a much harsher R rating, mostly for gore, bloody violence and frequent scenes of chest-bursting.

As of this moment, the MPAA (that’s the Motion Picture Association of America) is yet to officially announce the film’s American rating, but many are dead certain that film studio 20th Century Fox are gunning for a PG-13 rating purely for financial gain. Those complaining claim that the level of raw, pants-crapping intensity captured in the previous “Alien” films simply cannot be recreated in a supposedly watered-down, hacked-to-bits PG-13 cut. As sort of a counter-argument, I thought I’d take a look at the ten best examples to come out of the horror genre brandished with either a PG-13 rating or an even lighter PG rating, along with how spooky they managed to be, even though their rating clearly meant “Twilight” levels of gayness, and what they would be like had they been granted an R rating. [Read more…]