Let’s start today with a simple but unavoidable truth; putting on makeup isn’t meant to be difficult. It really isn’t. Not that you would know it thanks to these incredible makeup fails. Some people make it seem as though slapping some powder and stuff on their face is almost impossible to get right.
The Twin Makeup Fail
I have no idea if these ladies are actual biological twins. What I do know is that they have a shared interest in horrifically bad makeup.
The Impressively Weird Makeup Fail
That’s a guy under all that bad makeup, isn’t it? If it is then I salute him for his impressively weird makeup.
The Celebrity Make up Fail
This is a famous make up fail by the usually impeccable Eva Longoria. It seems as though she put some concealer or something similar on her eyes and then forgot about it. Then she went out and had lots of pictures taken of her.
Another Celebrity Make up Fail
What in the name of the Lord happened to Drew Barrymore? Did she get in to a fight with a makeup assistant or did she fall face first into a bowl of flour? Whatever happened to the actress, she ended up with a pretty fearsome makeup fail.
Yet Another Celebrity Makeup Fail
Doesn’t it feel great to see normally flawless celebrities sporting epic makeup fails? It sure does. In that case, let’s cast our cynical eyes over Nicole Kidman. It looks like she has a pile of cooking fat or something under her eyes and on her nose. Subtle it isn’t.
The Scary Makeup Fail
Can you imagine seeing the back view of this lady and then being freaked out as she turned round to reveal her face in all its gruesomely painted glory? A simple rule of thumb for any ladies is that if your false eyebrows are about two feet away from your eyes then you’re probably doing it wrong.
The Epic Self Tanning Fail
I think that is fake tan on her face, isn’t it? You know, I think the general idea with products like that is that you use it sparingly to achieve a subtle tanned effect. I said, a SUBTLE tanned effect.
The Magnificently Bad Makeup Fail
This one can’t be serious, can it? Could a member of the human race really do that to their face and think that it is a good thing? I love those lips, by the way.
Another Celebrity Makeup Fail
Taylor Momsen is apparently a celebrity. Until today her presence on planet Earth had passed me by entirely unnoticed. Not anymore though. Not with wonderful eye makeup like that.
The Combined Makeup and Surgery Fail
The beautiful (and I use the word carefully) thing about this picture is that it is a two in one epic fail special. The lady’s lips have been surgically enhanced to the point in which sticking a pin in them could result in a category 5 hurricane. Then she put some lovely makeup on those swollen beasts.
The Cheerful Makeup Fail
Isn’t it great to see someone smiling even thought her face looks like the aftermath of a brutal explosion in a makeup factory? This final entrant in our makeup hall of shame looks like she couldn’t care less about what a woeful job of getting ready to go out she has done.