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The Christmas season is upon us and everyone sends out messages to everyone. If you plan to be a little more original this year, try taking a look at our list of funny text messages to send to people. They will most likely become quotes and everyone who will receive the messages from you will probably forward them to other people. These messages can be sent on numerous occasions, not just Christmas, so you decide when it’s best to send them. We just provided you with a list of what we think are the best messages to send to friends or relatives.
We made a list of our favorite funny messages that we want to share with you. These jokes (even though some of them are dirty) are suitable for all occasions, be it birthday, thanksgiving, valentines, Christmas or April fools and will most likely make your friends happy to be associated with witty you. So next time you decide to send texts to someone you are flirty with, don’t just send an emoji or some images (although you can combine these messages with pictures if you want to), add a little twist on your SMS with these cute messages. Here is our list of the best funny text messages you can send to your girlfriend / boyfriend for free.
1. Sexiest person on Christmas
“Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.”
2. Bad Santa
“Santa is as bad as any other man. He comes uninvited, eats your food, leaves before you get up, and thinks giving presents will make up for not being around!”
3. The 3 stages of life
“The 3 stages of your life at Christmas:
1. You believe in Santa
2. You don’t believe in Santa
3. You are Santa”
4. Christmas means a lot of things
“Christmas may be many things, or it may be a few. For you the joy is each new toy, for me it’s watching you.”
5. Christmas carol of social networks
“Jingle Bells… MySpace smells, Twitter go away. Tumblr yuck, Bebo sucks, Facebook all the way! HEY!”
6. Santa knows when you are being naughty
“Santa knows when you are sleeping; he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good… so stop posting updates on Facebook as he obviously has an account!”
7. Snow women and snow men
“What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women? SNOWBALLS”
8. Christmas and the office
“Why is Christmas just like a bad day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”
9. Santa Clause is jolly
“Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!”
10. A message for every holiday
“Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!”
So there you have it. Next time you want to say hello to someone try using one of these very funny text messages. Just remember not to send the overly dirty ones in an attempt to be sexy to someone you plan to be romantic with or worse, to your parents or you will surely fail to make them laugh. Remember, when your mom gets alerts she will know who the message came from and you will most likely get a huge life lesson, and no one needs that. Don’t send them to someone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or to random people. You can also post these messages on tumblr or other social media networks that you use along with pics that best describe the messages. You can just copy the messages and send them or add more touches to them. It’s all up to you.
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