{"id":24776,"date":"2014-12-24T09:16:59","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T15:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisblogrules.com\/?p=24776"},"modified":"2014-12-24T09:16:59","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T15:16:59","slug":"10-funny-text-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thisblogrules.com\/10-funny-text-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Funny Text Messages For The Holiday Season"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Christmas season is upon us and everyone sends out messages to everyone. If you plan to be a little more original this year, try taking a look at our list of funny text messages to send to people. They will most likely become quotes and everyone who will receive the messages from you will probably forward them to other people. These messages can be sent on numerous occasions, not just Christmas, so you decide when it\u2019s best to send them. We just provided you with a list of what we think are the best messages to send to friends or relatives.<\/p>\n

We made a list of our favorite funny messages that we want to share with you. These jokes (even though some of them are dirty) are suitable for all occasions, be it birthday, thanksgiving, valentines, Christmas or April fools and will most likely make your friends happy to be associated with witty you. So next time you decide to send texts to someone you are flirty with, don\u2019t just send an emoji or some images (although you can combine these messages with pictures if you want to), add a little twist on your SMS with these cute messages. Here is our list of the best funny text messages you can send to your girlfriend \/ boyfriend for free.<\/p>\n

1. Sexiest person on Christmas<\/h2>\n

\u201cLast year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas\u2026I woke up in a box.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

2. Bad Santa<\/h2>\n

\u201cSanta is as bad as any other man. He comes uninvited, eats your food, leaves before you get up, and thinks giving presents will make up for not being around!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

3. The 3 stages of life<\/h2>\n

\u201cThe 3 stages of your life at Christmas:
\n1. You believe in Santa
\n2. You don\u2019t believe in Santa
\n3. You are Santa\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

4. Christmas means a lot of things<\/h2>\n

\u201cChristmas may be many things, or it may be a few. For you the joy is each new toy, for me it\u2019s watching you.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

5. Christmas carol of social networks<\/h2>\n

\u201cJingle Bells\u2026 MySpace smells, Twitter go away. Tumblr yuck, Bebo sucks, Facebook all the way! HEY!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6. Santa knows when you are being naughty<\/h2>\n

\u201cSanta knows when you are sleeping; he knows when you\u2019re awake. He knows if you\u2019ve been bad or good\u2026 so stop posting updates on Facebook as he obviously has an account!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7. Snow women and snow men<\/h2>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s the difference between snowmen and snow women? SNOWBALLS\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8. Christmas and the office<\/h2>\n

\u201cWhy is Christmas just like a bad day at the office?
\nYou do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

9. Santa Clause is jolly<\/h2>\n

\u201cWhy is Santa Claus always so jolly?
\nBecause he knows where all the naughty girls live!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

10.\u00a0A message for every holiday<\/h2>\n

\u201cMerry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don\u2019t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So there you have it. Next time you want to say hello to someone try using one of these very funny text messages. Just remember not to send the overly dirty ones in an attempt to be sexy to someone you plan to be romantic with or worse, to your parents or you will surely fail to make them laugh. Remember, when your mom gets alerts she will know who the message came from and you will most likely get a huge life lesson, and no one needs that. Don\u2019t send them to someone who doesn\u2019t have a sense of humor or to random people. You can also post these messages on tumblr or other social media networks that you use along with pics that best describe the messages. You can just copy the messages and send them or add more touches to them. It\u2019s all up to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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