{"id":17278,"date":"2013-05-19T14:43:33","date_gmt":"2013-05-19T14:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisblogrules.com\/?p=17278"},"modified":"2013-05-20T08:19:24","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T08:19:24","slug":"halloween-murders-of-michael-myers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thisblogrules.com\/halloween-murders-of-michael-myers\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween: Murders of Michael Myers"},"content":{"rendered":"
The most spooky time of the year is Halloween. With witches, ghosts, and goblins, Halloween gives you the opportunity to be what you cannot be any other time of the year. Young Michael Myers chose to become a killer. Starting with his sister when he was six, Myers blazed a trail of death and destruction for over twenty years. The chilling and calculating way that he destroys the people in Haddington, Illinois shows he is what Dr. Sam Loomis calls \u201cPure Evil\u201d. Michael escapes from a mental home to continue his murders after brutally stabbing his sister to death years before. Hiding in the shadows of the cold October days and nights, Michael makes sure no one is safe. With his death count at well over fifty, the ways he killed were endless. Here are some of his all time smash hits.<\/p>\n
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\nStabbed to death by her brother, Michael as she was babysitting him while their parents were out.<\/p>\n
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One of the most famous murders in the history of Halloween. He was stabbed in the chest so hard, he was stuck to the door.<\/p>\n
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Lynda was strangled with the telephone cord after thinking the masked man was her boyfriend coming back into the bedroom. Gratuitous nudity is shown.<\/p>\n
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Killed by police while trick or treating when they thought he was Michael Myers. He actually died in the ensuing explosion.<\/p>\n
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A neat killing. She was boiled to death in the hot tub by Michael.<\/p>\n
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His eyes were gouged out by the Silver Shamrock henchmen.<\/p>\n
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She was messing with her Silver Shamrock mask with a bobby pin when it short circuited and zapped her face, splitting it open fiercely. She’s dead.<\/p>\n
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Killed with his family in a room while being viewed by Silver Shamrock executives. His mask molded and snakes and insects kills him.<\/p>\n
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Killed with her family in a room while being viewed by Silver Shamrock executives. Swarmed by insects and snakes.<\/p>\n
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Killed with his family in a room while being viewed by Silver Shamrock executives. Buddy was bitten by a snake as his family lay dead.<\/p>\n
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Ellie’s clone was decapitated with a tire iron. The Halloween III movie is the weirdest in the series.<\/p>\n
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Killed as Michael Myers thrusted his thumb through his forehead. Simple yet effective kill.<\/p>\n
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Face was slammed against steering wheel until he died. Probably the best kill in the movie. Weak.<\/p>\n
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Impaled and ripped apart by tractor harrows. This may sound weird, but the scene was made better by the pouring rain. Why does rain make everything scarier.<\/p>\n
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Michael was decapitated by Laurie Strode with a fire axe. Was this a rouse?<\/p>\n
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Hung with a cable and impaled to the ceiling with a butcher knife. Overkill? No.<\/p>\n
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Sometimes it’s better to do it yourself than for Michael to do it for you. Suicide by shotgun.<\/p>\n
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Death by television. Literally.<\/p>\n
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Knife in the gut by Michael Myers. Not gruesome, but sad. Loomis should never die.<\/p>\n
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Brutally stabbed to death. The sound was horrific, even though you couldn’t see it. For more great horror movie fun, check out these top 10 (link) “PG 13 horror movies<\/a>“.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The most spooky time of the year is Halloween. With witches, ghosts, and goblins, Halloween gives you the opportunity to be what you cannot be any other time of the year. Young Michael Myers chose to become a killer. Starting with his sister when he was six, Myers blazed a trail of death and destruction […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[3372,291,1954,3366,1871,4876],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","yoast_head":"\n