{"id":16203,"date":"2013-03-01T17:59:26","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T17:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisblogrules.com\/?p=16203"},"modified":"2013-03-01T19:35:28","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T19:35:28","slug":"to-movies-that-wont-get-you-laid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thisblogrules.com\/to-movies-that-wont-get-you-laid\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Movies That Won’t Get You Laid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anything by Sasha Baren Cohen.<\/h2>\n
\"Borat<\/a>

VERY NICE!<\/p><\/div>\n

Yes, he’s married to the hot woman from Wedding Crashers, but he also writes and directs movies \u00a0with lots of “wang”. \u00a0Farting and penis jokes aside, Sasha’s movies are crude and they abound with low brow humor.<\/p>\n

\"Om<\/a>

Om nom nom.<\/p><\/div>\n

Whipped<\/h2>\n

Movies with sexual jokes can be a turn on for sure. \u00a0But when the movie opens with a scene about rimming, and the disgusting<\/p>\n

reasons it isn’t always a good idea, awkward doesn’t quite cover it.<\/p>\n

Anything with Alien Chest Bursting or Demonic Possession<\/h2>\n

Nothing says sexy like an critter bursting from a main character’s chest. \u00a0Avoid Prometheus, Instinct,<\/p>\n

\"Chest<\/a>

Worst moment in the film to pull the ‘ol’penis in the popcorn’ trick.<\/p><\/div>\n

Predator and anything from HR Giger. Projectile vomiting and spinning heads are also “Not Sexy.”<\/p>\n

Train Spotting,\u00a0Requiem\u00a0for a Dream, and Gummo<\/h2>\n
\"Requiem<\/a>

I can hear the ocean.<\/p><\/div>\n

These druggie, trashy, dirty movies leave you more likely to go home to get a shower than set for a night of getting it on. \u00a0And that was before the rats and bed wetting.<\/p>\n

Blue Valentine<\/h2>\n

Love story gone wrong combined with all of the reasons not to have sex. \u00a0Not first date material. \u00a0Add to this any movie with a unplanned pregnancy because nothing says mood killer like morning sickness, pregnant moms, and abortion conversations. \u00a0Also off the list, any movie with STDs, Death by jealous girlfriend, and tragic rape movies.<\/p>\n

\"Blue<\/a>

Hey Baby Cakes, Let’s become trash over time together.<\/p><\/div>\n

Add to our list any movies you can think of that serve as a cinematic cock block or help us build the top list of movies that will get you laid.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Anything by Sasha Baren Cohen. Yes, he’s married to the hot woman from Wedding Crashers, but he also writes and directs movies \u00a0with lots of “wang”. \u00a0Farting and penis jokes aside, Sasha’s movies are crude and they abound with low brow humor. Whipped Movies with sexual jokes can be a turn on for sure. \u00a0But […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[3693,4768,4772,4769,4765,8532,4771,4766,4770,4767],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","yoast_head":"\nTop Movies That Won't Get You Laid 2023 | This Blog Rules<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Anything by Sasha Baren Cohen. 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