Wait, what am I saying? You’re a This Blog Rules<\/em> reader. And as a horndawg or hussy, which you are, you are always thinking about sex and therefore have probably already had the thought that sex can sell anything<\/em>. In fact, I do believe I once wrote an article or two in these esteemed annals about certain historical librarians of prodigiously sizable metaphorical nads; and the only words your eyes can physically see in this sentence are “annals” and “nads.”<\/p>\n But enough about your depravities, lets talk about sexy, sexual political ads from around the world. Sex and politics are like two peas in a pod, screwing.<\/p>\n Wait, who are you? No, don’t tell us. We don’t want to know. >:D<\/p><\/div>\n The link between sex appeal and politics started in the year 36,000 BCE, when Og Johnson flirted his way to the top of a Cro-Magnon clan using such underhanded power grab maneuvers as slathering himself with mud in front of the Council of Fertile Mothers. This eventually led to a long and boring debate about the role of mud in politics, resulting in the Campaign Mud Dance Reform bill of 35,890 BCE. A few other things happened, and then Barack Obama was the President of the United States.<\/p>\n One thing that contributed to Obama’s victory was a few thousand women with a crush. A sexy crush…<\/p>\n 1. Crush on Obama<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.thisblogrules.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/toy-story-3-peas-550x412.jpg\")