Getting some classy wedding photos taken won’t guarantee you a long and happy relationship. However, it’s got to be better than living the rest of your lives with one of these silly wedding photos staring down from the wall at you.

The Cake Photo

What a weird wedding photo this is. Unless I’m very much mistaken, the bride is looking unhappily at a cake made to look exactly like her. Meanwhile, the cheerful groom is thinking that getting his lovely bride made into cake form was the best idea he has had since he bought that tie. This wedding has some bad signs right from the start if you ask me.

The Lack of Perspective Wedding Photo

Keeping a sense of perspective when getting married is always a good idea. In this case, I like to think that the funny wedding photo was just a coincidence. Sadly, hours of thought and preparation probably went into getting it just right.

The Matching Dresses Photo

Hey, here’s a pro tip for you. If you are going to make your bridesmaid’s dresses out of old pieces of household furnishing don’t stand in front of the evidence for your photos.

The Splashing About Wedding Photo

Does anyone have any idea what this is all about? To my simple brain and untrained eye it seems as though they tried to load some chunky members of the wedding party onto a tiny boat. Whatever their idea was, it didn’t end well for some of them.

The Star Wars Wedding

Honey, is it at all possible that you can forget about your Star wars obsession for just one day and have a normal wedding? Hey, I might have done if you have asked me before I ordered all those Stormtrooper outfits. You do know that they don’t offer refunds on those things, don’t you?

The Bathtub Wedding Photo

This is another inexplicable but funny wedding photo. For some reason the bride and the bridesmaids have all crammed themselves into a bathtub.

The Great Escape Wedding Photo 

For those who don’t understand whatever language the sign is written in, I’m reliably informed that this happy chap is trying desperately to escape from the registry office. Did he manage to get away or did the super strong bride force him to get married anyway?

The Rifle Wedding Photo

After a great wedding ceremony there is nothing better than picking up a rifle and shooting a few things, is there? This cheerful wedding part of gun toters decided to go and shoot the place up after the ceremony.

The Zombie Wedding

If there is one way to cement your blossoming relationship and to ensure a long and happy life together it is to get married while made up as zombies.  This couple went for a discreet and elegant ceremony that their grandchildren are sure to look back on with pride.

The Cat Wedding Photo

 

This weird wedding photo shows how great it is when you finally meet someone who shares the same tastes and hobbies as you. There you are, thinking that you are condemned to a lonely life of dressing up as a cat forever. Then suddenly another feline loving freak enters your life.